Today I realized & noted this elsewhere: “Going to college made me realize that I should never trust the competence of anyone until proven otherwise, because some really shitty and stupid people are going to be lawyers/doctors/teachers/EVERYTHING. And most of the smart people I know, that I would actually trust with my life problems, either [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘work’
April 9, 2009
Things I Am Qualified to Do For a Living
Write children’s novels.
Write blog posts.
Get people drunk, awkwardly deflect their obnoxious, liquored-up wisecracks.
Get people fat by feeding them overpriced & gigantic portions of deep-fried meat+bacon+too much butter that nobody should ever put in their mouths.
Give people advice that they will never follow.
. . . I’m so screwed. The chances of my ever becoming a responsible [...]
March 6, 2009
Should You Date Your Coworkers?
Photo by malias.
Some of my vices: sleeping all day, milk stout, good cheese, pop music, anything deep-fried. Oh, and dating people I work with. The last three guys I’ve dated have all been coworkers. Of course, I worked in restaurants and bars, where you have lots of friendly, attractive 20something-year-olds surrounded by copious amounts of [...]
