Posts Tagged as ‘madison’

June 5, 2009

This Is Almost Worth Creating An “Awkward” Tag For

I don’t miss my hometown when I peruse their Craigslist missed connections for nostalgia’s sake and find things like this, entitled “Social: your sorority, my frat – m4w – 20 (Upstairs Brats*)”:

“I really wanted to talk to you, but shit, its hard to talk to someone as cute as you. I realize this took place [...]

April 27, 2009

That Party Last Night Was Awfully Crazy; I Wish We Taped It.

Photo by Stephanie Caine.
When I was in college, my friends and I used to occasionally remark that we would make a great reality TV show. We had the boy drama of “The Hills,” the petty friendship squabbles of “Sorority Life,” the airheaded comments of “Rich Girls,” and drank more liquor than several “Real World” casts [...]

April 14, 2009

Hey Citrus, Hey Liquor.

Photo by sidewalks flying.
For three years, I worked in a chain restaurant straight out of Waiting. You know, the kind that only ever appear in mall parking lots.  The kind with random collections of tacky 1970s memorabilia adorning the walls, with automatically flushing toilets in the bathrooms, with a drink menu full of sticky-sweet cocktails [...]

February 10, 2009

Things I Used to Do

Remember when people used to use myspace?
I read through too many http://whitelotuswhiterussian.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=121of my old myspace blogs last night. The two or three years when myspace was big corresponded roughly with the two or three years of my life where:
1) I was the drunkest,
2) I had a borderline obscene amount of personal drama, and
3) I was [...]