This Is Almost Worth Creating An “Awkward” Tag For

I don’t miss my hometown when I peruse their Craigslist missed connections for nostalgia’s sake and find things like this, entitled “Social: your sorority, my frat – m4w – 20 (Upstairs Brats*)”:

“I really wanted to talk to you, but shit, its hard to talk to someone as cute as you. I realize this took place [...]

Personality.

Netflix has pinpointed me as the type of person who would be most interested in:

Critically Acclaimed, Visually Striking Romantic Movies
Witty Movies Starring Katharine Hepburn
Foreign Musicals
Dark War Movies from the 1950s
Independent Period Pieces

Sometimes the internet is like one giant Rorschach test.