I don’t miss my hometown when I peruse their Craigslist missed connections for nostalgia’s sake and find things like this, entitled “Social: your sorority, my frat – m4w – 20 (Upstairs Brats*)”:
“I really wanted to talk to you, but shit, its hard to talk to someone as cute as you. I realize this took place in like April, but still, I felt like we had a little tiny connection. You had this crazy orange/yellow dress thing on, it looked really exotic, maybe cuz our theme was ‘Into the Wild. It looked amazing on you. You seemed to sit by yourself a lot, then out of nowhere, you started dancing like you had a fever and the only medicine was more dancing. I so wanted to dance with you but awkward Evan kept stepping in and then doing NOTHING! I don’t know what frustrated me more, the fact that he cut me off, or that he failed miserably every time he did it. Anyway . . . I noticed you walking like a week later, thought about stopping but didn’t. I was the tall guy who stood behind you awkwardly on the dance floor for a while. If you want to talk, reply . . . “**
Oh. I see.
* Super-fratty bar
** Edited slightly for clarity
5 Comments
June 5, 2009 at 9:52 am
LOL… W.O.W. that is awkward… ahhhhh greek life
June 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm
There’s also this one, entitled “hi sorority girlzt”:
“i ran out the back door…. the police gave me a ride home and i don’t remember your name. i wish i did. ”
Very nice.
June 12, 2009 at 11:01 am
Oh man, this is hilarious. Totes hilarious.
June 18, 2009 at 12:01 am
At least the guy who got picked up by the cops had an excuse for not getting to know her! When will guys learn that nobody wants to date the scaredy cat who won’t even approach them?
June 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I got kicked out of that bar during post-bar exam celebrating. Oh, the shame.